We’ve all had a lot of fun tonight but here’s an important message:
Let’s take a moment away from the forks and appreciate this new fruit. Limb from limb, people climbed to see this fruit in all its glory. The glory is timeless, so is the shame.
Forks are fun but it is important to take time and appreciate the beauty in this world that may not be very distant from us at all. Look at how peacefully this monstrosity of a fruit is able to rest on the hands of a human. Something we can all learn from. The checkered shirt is a simple metaphor to the cage we live in.
Learn to be the fruit. Liberate your souls. Carry on forking.
Enjoy your burrito.